Oh Lord Let Grass Grow...

...COS THE SHEEPles iz MULTIPLYING! 

[The original German Slogan speaks of 'Beef Kune' but that doesn't mean much to a Brit. ]

Welcome to the pasture. You'd be forgiven for thinking that the two days of sunshine this summer has caused 

everyone in Brit Shire to take full and complete leave of their senses...if they had any to start with. Armed Policey men, Anti Terror Units, the Special Boat Service and the fucking Tufty Club were called out to take down a 'Vaper'. 

Yes you read that right, someone heinously 'smoking' an E-Cig on a coach led to a 'Reponse' of the sort normally reserved for bearded gentlemen wot talk foreign and carry amounts of weapons grade nuclearbombium.

Best comment on it goes to Legiron: "see the BMJ telling you that someone smoking five streets away is equivalent to having a bonfire of tobacco in your bathroom and you will nod sagely and agree with it and then you will complain when your bus is taken out by a Cruise missile because someone opened a can of Coke and the children in passing cars might have seen it."